Jade

Jade is a very smart, funny, caring, beautiful but sexy female she’s kinda tall usually has brown hair brown eyes. She’s very sweet and fun to be around, she’s a complete weirdo but doesn’t care. If you mess with her friends or family she will literally rock your sh*t but of course she warns you. She always thinks she’s ugly when she really isn’t. She makes mistakes but learns from it, say one wrong thing to her your losing her. She’s just all around amazing and you need one. Jades are also usually Virgo’s. A lot of dudes like jade she’s very hot and popular. Her family is crazy so if you mess with her the family’s coming in! She’s also a baddie ;)

Guy 1: hey wanna hang out?
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
Guy 1: awh man I need to find myself a jade :/
Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)

by Http://unknown February 20, 2019

Jade

Jade is a girl that can hide her problems really easily. She can hide her problems with just a fake smile and she makes a door around her heart so no one can break it. At first she always look at your imperfections but that’s just because she knows that your beauty outweighs your problems. Once you know a jade and she trusts you she will never let go. She will be loyal and if someone even dares to look at her friends weirdly she will get in the middle of it and absolutely destroy them. She is a free spirit and is usually a Tomboy. She loves sports and climbing trees. She has brown blonde hair and gorgeous eyes. If you ever meet a Jade you have to understand that there’s things that she will never tell you and if you want to hear what she does you have to ask it of her. She get embarrassed really easily and if she does it feels like the end of the world to her. She is really pretty and will always be there so is you ever meet a jade become friends with her and get her to trust you NEVER let her go.

Wow what is happening to that girl over there -person 1

Oh that’s jade and someone messed with her friends -person 2

by J A D forever248 December 3, 2019

Jade

The most amazing and helpful person you'll ever meet. Her eyes sparkles when she looks at u abd she just gives u a warm feeling inside not to mention her natural beauty . She always makes u happy and is the funniest person to be around, not to mention goofy. This is someone u definitely wouldn't wanna lose.

Friend : see that, thats my friend Jade

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Jade

Jade is an intelligent, fine, and a girl with a fat ass. She's average height, athletic, and smart. Whenever the boys see her they scream her name.

CJ: Damm who is that?
Jalen: That's Jade.
CJ: She soo fine.
Jalen: Yeeaaa I no

by kApAloT November 30, 2019

Jade

A beautiful charming girl, she’ll light up your world when your upset or sad up she’s sexy and so kind :)

Also my girlfriend's name c:

Person 1: ah yes jade, she’s kind

Person 2: yes, I agree she lights up my world

by Pog :) June 4, 2021

JADE

Is sassy, fun, sarcastic & stubborn. Has a low tolerance for dumb-asses. Amazing sense of humor.Laughs and smiles at just about everything even if it isn't funny .100% down to earth. Great smile.Likes to make people laugh and smile .Don't be fooled by her name she is not asian. Can be shy at times but I'm not buying it. Acts childish and immature. Is known to be loud & obnoxious in public. Is a boy magnet. Loves indie-pop-techno. Likes to use the F-Word after everything.

carol: ohmygod i heard that Jade totally likes Matt is it true

Laura: Is that really any of your buisness

Carol: yeah everything at this school is my buisness cause im the queen of everybodys buisness

Laura: Your stupid and jsut wasting your time you better shut up before Jade makes you cry again (:

by Tobiume October 25, 2010

Jade

jade is the most beautiful human being you will ever meet in your life. she has mid-length golden hair that curls so perfectly it looks fake and sometimes you can’t decide whether it’s blonde or brown. she has the deep brown eyes that just melt you too your core and when she laughs they crinkle really cute. she speaks fluent french and hearing her talk rapidly to her family on the phone is the funniest thing ever. she’s the sort of person who chases after her sisters boyfriend ready to beat his ass but will probably end up crying or some shit cause she’s just so damn happy for her sis. she’s insanely loyal and kind and if anything bad is said about anyone, she’s a bit too quiet to say anything but she refuses to join in. she’s super smart though she doesn’t know it and seems like just a humble, sweet, quiet girl until you get to know her.
then she’s a fricking idiot.
she makes you laugh until you cry and you never want to leave. 5 hours fly by and she’s just the most easy person in the world. it’s impossible to understand how anyone couldn’t like her.
she sings like and absolute angel and with her sweetness, golden hair, perfect laugh and smile, and fierce loyalty she actually is one.
there’s so much more to say but it’s fricking 10:55 and i sound like i’m dating her.

if you have a jade in ur life you have been damn blessed.
for gods sake jade stop being perfect.
jade is beautiful.

by acaboodleofnonsensetm June 25, 2019