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insomnity

The insanity that follows after several nights of being unable to sleep. Usually involves some kind of out-of-body experience or hallucination.
See: Fight Club
Oh, no, I think the insomnity's kicking in...
by Grokthought March 4, 2009
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Insomnabation

Not being able to sleep because you love to masturbate.
I could not sleep all week because I got insomnabation.
by Spearchuckin Tarbaby November 9, 2009
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insomnicum

The act of masturbating when you have trouble sleeping. Trying to get more tired by masturbating.
ex 1:

Person A: Hey, how did you sleep?

Person B: Bad, at least until I unsomnicame.

ex 2:

Person A: Hey, I can't sleep.

Person B: Why don't you try to insomnicum.
by wHY_CAnt-i_sLeeP? June 13, 2010
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insomnambulation

Also "insomnambulism"

The act of wandering around your house at night because you can't sleep.

A portmanteau of insomnia (habitual sleeplessness or the inability to sleep) and somnambulism/somnambulation (sleepwalking or performing other acts while asleep).
Jeff: Dude, were you wandering around the apartment last night? I swear I heard you walk past my door twenty times.
Gary: Sorry man, I couldn't sleep, so I was wandering around the apartment.
Jeff: Next time, can you try to confine you insomnambulation to one room?
by MrGryphon April 21, 2013
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insomniac

Those who claim to be an insomniac largely fall into two distinct categories.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.

Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.

Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".

Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

AS OPPOSED TO

Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
by Squiff March 9, 2007
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insomnitext

A text message sent late at night due to boredom brought on by insomnia. Often, such messages are random / ill-advised / have no real purpose / are nonsensical. Similar to drunk texting.
A: "Yo, what was up with those random texts you sent me at 3:00 am last night? Were you hammered or something?"
B: "Nah, I was just insomnitexting."
by thecashstu June 22, 2014
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insomia

bob how did you sleep k

k fuck you i have insomia
by noobkilla2.o April 8, 2010
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