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law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.
Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

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Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.
by wookieewagon September 21, 2013
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Infidite

1. An object or symbol that will not change its meaning or representation over time.

2. Will always stay the same.
Results from the test showed that over time the data was infidite and had always kept to the same bounding laws.

The infidite flag of XDX has represented freedom, liberty, and fairness for all.
by Daivd Clark December 24, 2016
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vagina infinita

The motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) vagina--in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. Clearly a projection of masculine fears of sexual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable sexual appetite attributed to some (or all) women. The term was coined (in English, at least) by the folklorist Elissa R. Henken; see Henken and Mariamne Whatley, Did You Hear about the Girl Who--?: Contemporary Legends, Folklore, and Human Sexuality (NY: New York UP, 2000) 121.
Joke (based on the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman is being degitally pleasured. "Oh, your ring hurt me!" "That's not my ring, it's my watch." Legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.
by CCDGa December 2, 2009
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Infinitillion Smack

A massive onslaught of smacks across the face like no ones business!
Shaniqua used up her sisters tampons, so Shaniqua's sister Infinitillion Smacked Shaniqua across the face.
by Kazuka/TheJester April 18, 2005
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infinitard

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.
Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.
by kramsky September 2, 2005
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Infinite Warfare

The worst call of duty in the franchise as of release, can also be used in sentences to describe something that is a failure.
"Man that show was such an infinite warfare."
by Longdongjohn November 22, 2016
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infinitesimal

Infinitely or exceedingly small,minute.
Hey Mister,just keep your shirt on,if you could get your infinitesimal brain to working you would realize that there's nothing worth the ranting and raving!!!!
by ACkiddo February 5, 2008
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