infecation

When shit is reabsorbed into the body through the anus or other oriface. The opposite of defecation.

Tony did an infecation into his ear and ended up with an infection.

by screech1616 October 21, 2010

Dick Infection

(N)- A really annoying person who usually irks the living shit out of you. They make you itch.

Kyle: "Dude, when are you getting on Xbox again"

Chris: "Bro, quit being a Dick Infection, I only use my Xbox to watch Netflix"

by Olijah April 25, 2014

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

The LV infection

A skin virus that was contracted by residents of the LV apartment complex in Madison Heights, MI

also known as "LVI"

Joe: Man what the fuck is that on your skin?

MO: Shut the fuck up dog, i got the LV infection, dont make me touch you

by SHITFACESCROTUM October 12, 2008

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

infuction

An infection caused by a bodily fluid

Twat, I cunt hear you from queer over here. I have an ear infuction.

by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006

yeast infection

A very yeasty infection of the vaginal area.

Gypsy says 'I have such a bad yeast infection'.
Kate says 'Eww Gypsy thats gross'
Gysy says 'Hey does anybody want sandwiches? I just made some with my yeast infection.'

by kate & gypsy April 21, 2007