The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!
by Foodboi May 06, 2023
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Range Contest

Where two gay guys see how far they can stand apart and still be able to piss in each other’s mouths
Tim: Lets watch some Range Contest
Robert: Sure I made one last week!
by PackRat515 October 28, 2019
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Prater Range

Normally when you get to the opponents 40 yard line and its 4th down its time to punt. But, when Matt Prater is your kicker you're in Prater Range.
by Tebow Tebow Tebow January 09, 2012
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mountain range

Mountain range is an insult you can use against people who have a lot of acne on their forehead
Person one: You are so ugly!
Person 2: At least I don’t have a mountain range!
by Pornhub-Wormhole March 18, 2021
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chicken range

A place to legally go and pay for sex, aka a whore house
Hey Andy, lets go to the chicken range to lose our virginity.
by L337sc00t4r December 28, 2013
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Rang Rage

Rang rage refers to a person with red hair also known as fire crutch, carrot top, ranger, ginger ninja, orangatang, fire top, or any derogatory term that makes the feel like having a rang rage.
Rang Rage is when a red haired person starts to get a little anger about derogatory remarks made about the colour of their hair making their face turn red and possibly ripping the face off, of the person making these remarks (please refer to an Oprah show with that lady who had her face ripped off by an orangatang)
by Rang Appreciation July 27, 2011
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rang jangle

This whole day has been a rang jangle.
by Hello44997711 February 20, 2017
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