king clam

Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.

Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by tweeee January 19, 2011
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bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
No, bearded clam is not on the menu.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019
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Bearded Clam

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
by Cary the B May 08, 2006
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cup of clam

When a girl forms her hand into a cup shape, places it down her pants, thoroughly wipes her lady bits, and promptly throws it into another person (usually male).

The female version of "cup of soup" or "cup of cheese."
A. J. just got cup of clammed by Theresa!
by ClamierChowder August 09, 2015
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Clam Hoagie

A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.
Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2015
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Clam Convention

The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.
"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."
by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010
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