illegal boner 

When you get an erection from an underage girl.

I went to the library and had an illegal boner the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.

Appropriate response:

Nice.

illegal boner by LCow January 20, 2009

Illegal Recruiter 

Another, less provactive, i would say politicaly correct way of referring to someone who is a; pedophile, peeping tom, overall creeper.

"Our professor looks like an illegal recruiter."

"When justin puts on those glasses he looks like an illegal recruiter."

Illegal Recruiter by Innno December 17, 2011

Illegal Guy Friend 

When a parent thinks that its "By their rules" Illegal for a girl to have a guy friend and be engaged, because they think the guy is trying to take away the girl from her Lover, when in truth, they are only friends.

*Girls on phone*

Stacie: So what Happened?

Amy: Well my Fiance George doesn't mind me hanging out with Dan, but thats not the case with his mom.

Stacie: Oh, hes an Illegal Guy friend huh?

Amy: Yeah, We've established that we are just friends and I'm with George, but his mom thinks he's trying to make me dislike George. I think its stupid.

Stacie: Me too

Illegal Guy Friend by Nicolette 1991 March 7, 2011

illegal water

What water is called inside a mariner classroom.

To cop came to the marriner classroom and searched for illegal water.

illegal water by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005

illegal danish 

It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.

"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."

"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"

illegal danish by -[lt]- May 22, 2009

illegal cell phone 

What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom

He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.

illegal cell phone by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005

illegal camping 

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.

Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)

illegal camping by walker4209 October 27, 2014