invested interests

Wall Street firms, big banks, and hedge funds who continually manipulate the financial system, news media, and politicians for their benefit.

The bailout of Bear Stearns is just another case of the invested interests getting what they want.

by Daryl Montgomery March 24, 2008

Investor's Rug Pull

Claiming you are down to buy, hodl, and help promote a community coin cryptocurrency project, but take all your money and run the moment you get a x10. Saying you'll hold, then leaving the moment any profit happens.

The Community Coin's development team proved the project isn't a rug pull, and the value skyrocketed until some big hodlers treated it like a pump and dump scheme and did the Investor's Rug Pull. They left the developers and the community in the ditch and tanked the coin.

by Gerry Mandered Data July 10, 2021

incestophiles

An incestophile is a person who is sexually attracted to family members

Person 1: I’m incestophile
Person 2: That’s disgusting your sexually attracted to family members

incestophiles

by anonymous May 29, 2021

Chinese Incest Trap

When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.

Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.

by Moist Sperg July 8, 2020

investment banking

a financial institution for the big boys. these "banks" raise capital for large corporations, governments, institutional investors, funds of various sorts by underwriting debt and equity offerings (new stocks and bonds.) They also advise on mergers/acquisitions/divestitures.

I decided I would give up my free time, become an analyst at an investment bank, go into investment banking, for about 10 years, and make my entire career earnings up front.

by natural delight December 18, 2008

invested

Invested: Provide someone/thing with a particular quality.

He was so invested when he screamed about the spider

by Lilith2003 December 6, 2016

The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy

A mythical creature who roams the streets of Philadelphia and persuades homeless junkies to sell their souls for pocket change under a legally binding contract. The Great Incesto is also rumored to have magically flown these "homeless junkies" into the sky and given them the ass raping of their life. It is also believed that The Great Incesto is the mother and brother of all homeless junkies, hence the name "Incesto". Contrary to textbooks and popular belief, The Great Incesto never carries his sodomy in a magic bag.

"Hey man, did you give that crackhead any money?"

"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.

by Bobby Baloney October 9, 2009