AM-ing

(n/v): An excuse for being up during the hours before what we consider "morning". However, you must've been asleep before 12 am to use this excuse.

Craig: "Why are you up at 4:30 in the morning?"

Jane: "I'm AM-ing...what about you?"

by 𝕴𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖊 June 9, 2020

Hazlehoff-ing

The act of a wedgie and a guillotine choke applied to a single person at the same time

He was so drunk that he never saw the hazlehoff coming. I grabbed his underwear and gave him a huge wedgie while my friend gave him a guillotine choke.

He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.

by TheRealMarcusAurelius September 30, 2014

ez-ing

solid gold bullion, world series of poker bracelet-wearing, er-o-dactyl, supernova, whistle-whistle, snap-snap, multi-orgasmic crescendo of *WINNING* (with triple ookie).

charlie sheen can only dream of ez-ing.

michael phelps has high hopes of ez-ing the next olympics.

by SHI Live April 19, 2011

bri-ing

When you dont know and/or are oblivious to the most obvious things and reply with "what? I dont get it?".

damn it chray, you bri-ing bro

by Skuad November 19, 2016

hero-ing

To bravely speak out, stand up, or publicize a harrowingly wrong situation on behalf of yourself or someone else.

Sharing cell phone footage of police brutality is hero-ing and needed to affect change.

by Mama Martha June 22, 2020

Canada-ing

When you buy a bottle of maple syrup shaped as a maple leaf, keep the receipt, proceed to cover said receipt in maple syrup and stick it on someones forehead. Then smash the bottle over their head.

-BRO, I spun a mans headtop with a Canada slam.
-Man...You know Canada-ing is illegal. We live in Nunavut.

by Grand Slam Canada King Kong November 20, 2018

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018