doing the illegals

When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).

Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"

Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"

Man 1: "so?"

Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"

by Boddibingboddiboom July 10, 2016

illegal jeans

Skinny jeans are the illegal jeans. No one looks good wearing them, not big hunks, not fit chicks, not slim people. NO ONE!!

Aww what is that sight?!
They're the illegal jeans

by Space invader August 20, 2020

illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 9, 2008

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015

illegal boyfriend

a boyfriend you shouldn't have because you have one or more other boyfriends and or husband

Betty: Are you hangin' with your illegal boyfriend tonight?
Veronica: Nope - my husband is home tonight.

by #K-i-M* December 14, 2008

Illegal Flash

The Illegal flash is often used in the online First Person Shooter "Counter-Strike" To do this you throw a flash grenade inbetween two boxes, and it glitches, flashing everyone inside the "upper B-bombsite" tunnels. It works well if you have two people, one to flash, and the other to run into the tunnels and kill everyone there.

I was illegal flashed, and by the time the flash wore off I was dead...

by Lovemachine July 20, 2008

illegal boner

When you get an erection from an underage girl.

I went to the library and had an illegal boner the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.

Appropriate response:

Nice.

by LCow January 20, 2009