Hypocrisy

Oh!? What!? Really!?

Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

hypocrisy

When a muslim tells you that musical instruments are haram (they are) yet still listens to haram nasheeds all day every day and listens to the original version that has instruments be like:

A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....

by faiyrose January 4, 2024

hyprocrastination

hypocrisy + procrastination.

When you do something not really important and delay doing significant things but still feel productive.

- I've cleaned up the mess in my room and read a book but still haven't prepared for tomorrow's test.

- It was hyprocrastination!

by adalvy March 10, 2024

hypocractomore

Someone who used to be against smoking then started smoking themselves

That guy is such a hypocractomore, he complained about me smoking but started smoking a week later.

by Pseudonym 19 January 27, 2025

Hypocralypse

The realization of both Hypocrisy and the Apocalypse simultaneously.

Fundamentalists can usher in the apocalypse and bring back God by achieving a nuclear war. Hypocralypse complete.

by A boy named Pseu February 28, 2026

Hypocrat

A person claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.

He can't truly care about political events, as he is a hypocrat.

by Mercyjones September 20, 2025

Hypocrisy

The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense

Bob Miller doesnt know what hypocrisy means.

by Meddlingdrunk January 13, 2026