Hyebone

Word for a Northern English lad, this word is synonymous with a love for buses and Pokemon. In addition, if you are called a Hyebone, they have probably noticed you love Discord modding with a passion. Sometimes they moderate on busses.

That Hyebone over there, get him off the bus. He hasn't touched grass in weeks, son.

by a1139530 July 5, 2023

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

shit hemorrhage

When one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his ass actually explodes in gouts of blood.

In Counter-strike: "Man, he just got knifed again! He must be having a shit hemorrhage!"

by El Asso Wipo December 1, 2003

Hemovaginal Desalination

When blood from a woman's menstrual cycle is recycled to it's purest form to be employable for donation. This includes the filtration of the lining of the uterus, and other matter that is discharged from the vagina, that is not part of the usable blood.

Dave's girlfriend is on her period. She can help save a lot of lives if she donates her blood by hemovaginal desalination.

by Dr. Darrell Johnson April 16, 2008

haemorrhage

why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.

person 1: haemorrhage

by ring a ding July 24, 2021