human

A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.

All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.

by George September 14, 2003

humanize

making something more civilized; humane

"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"

"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"

"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"

"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"

by jeny October 24, 2007

human

sentient bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates.

Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.

To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.

Q: "Are you a human?"
A: "Are you crazy?"

Result: Human

by HeWhoDarez October 2, 2005

Humanizing

The act of who humans FUCKINNGGGG

“Hey, I really enjoyed humanizing last night with you.”

by Kaybugg1995 December 26, 2019

Humanity

What every manatee strives to become

Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.

by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017

humanity

something that is totally fucked up and what i don't understand, and sometimes i lose hope in, but still I have love and hope for it.

Humanity is about to enter the Age Of Aquarius and live on an ascended planet, just like the Pleiadians, Arcturians, Lyrans, Sirians and other advanced civilizations.

by t00c00lforscho00l April 6, 2022

Humans

The third most intelligant species on the planet Earth, despite believing themselves to be the most intelligant.

The most smart and second-most smart are Mice and Dolphins, respectively.

by Atog April 30, 2005