Pickpocketed the Hotpocket

taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep

i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 28, 2014

Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

cranial hotpocket

when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.

“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket”

by sugomain April 20, 2020

Hotpocket

A group of sexually attractive people. Mostly used when referring to 6-10 people.

Look! there’s the hotpocket!

by Handleuseke November 17, 2023

Hotpocket

Get a condom,take a poo inside it then heat it up and then you can use it for whatever you want

Boy : I put my hotpocket in her ass

by Bigpenisstuckinavagina February 15, 2017