HOPESON

Usually loving person player from the outside but caring inside. Once you tag alone with him it's so amazing.

That guy is cute, he's such a Hopeson

by hopes higher November 15, 2018

hopsital

1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.

A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

hopgood

charly has no penis

hi hopgood have shlongs

by c.h has no willy February 6, 2020

Hopscotching

A description of the practice in male masturbation of enveloping the cock within the ballsack and grinding the balls against the erect penile shaft to reach climax

Dude I saw that homeless guy hopscotching the fuck out of his meat this morning on the way to work

by Roguefondler69 February 22, 2023

Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock

He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!

by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

Madder hops

Jumping higher than any NBA players

You got madder hops then him

by Boy is good April 23, 2015

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016