hooptified

An inanimate object of poor quality. Something that is ugly or not appealing. Being broken or only partially working.

We were walking to the parking lot and there was a hooptified car parked beside me

by merriamwebster_feaux January 10, 2012

Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.

Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."

by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014

Hootieraff

Someone who dances extraordinary to the sound of electronic dance music.

That dude is a fucking hootieraff

by KobeWonGinobli April 3, 2021

all jiggity hoopie in da hood

When all the bros get together in your neighborhood to hang out...playing loud rap music , dancing, smokin', drinkin' or or cruisin in with your Donks

Did you hear all the noise last night? Yeah.. da boys were all jiggity hoopie in da hood

by Toadly 4 Sure February 24, 2021

Hooptiemama

Any female driving a hooptie.

Girl, have you seen Shaqueesha's new ride? Yea she be a hooptiemama now.

by Tfastlane February 22, 2010

Hootie Poppers

Serious medical condition concerning when one "breaks out into little assholes and shits themselves."

Susie Homemaker: "Don't eat that raw hot dog! You'll get the Hootie Poppers!"
Me: Oh noes!!

by Maliceva March 17, 2009

Hooties

Pubic lice, especially those picked up from a whore or one-night-stand-- ie 'ho cooties'.

"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."

by TheUltimateAuthority April 7, 2009