holy jizzknockers

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

by Bigbadsolutions December 26, 2020

Holy Lesbian Trinity

The Holy Lesbian Trinity consists of Sarah Paulson, Cate Blanchett, and Sandra Bullock.

Sandra Bullock is the Father, Cate Blanchett is the Son, and Sarah Paulson is the Holy Ghost.

Omg, how hot did the Holy Lesbian Trinity look on the red carpet last night!

by leatherandlace December 26, 2020

Holy Hand Grenade

1) Monty Python: A hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. Instructions: Pull pin, count to three, throw.

2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.

1)And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...

2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha

by Lyrax February 25, 2005

The Holy Trilogy

Often referred to the original Spider-Man Trilogy (2002-2007), directed by Sam Raimi. It’s known for being one of the best superhero trilogy, right next to the Dark Knight. Film and Meme Culture is often found in this trilogy.

I just watched The Holy Trilogy, and it’s fucking amazing.

by RockBroccoli101 August 5, 2019

Hollywood Shower

Long time in the shower (Royal Navy slang)

Jack: I'm going for a shower.
Jenny: We have not got much water. No "Hollywood showers" please.

by Nads1978 August 21, 2009

Christmas In Hollywood

One of the best Christmas songs ever by hollywood undead. It beats listening to jingle bells all the time. The song ranges from being hungry, getting it in the ass, beer, fucking, blowing off Mrs. Clause's date on christmas eve, writting your Christmas list, a fake santa with a bag of dildos, and then stealing his sleigh. Amazing choral to sing to your hated next door neighbors.

"It's Christmas in Hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's Chanukah in Inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura let's get drunk."

by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009

Holy macaroni

An alternative to saying holy mackerel

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"

by Jayaway August 1, 2016