hoblow

Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.

After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.

by Erico Suave December 28, 2007

hoboblogger

someone who hasn't blogged for a VERY long time, tempting others to remove him/her from their blogrolls.

"what the heck happened to amanda? she hasn't posted in months."

"she's become a hoboblogger."

by geekjive April 21, 2005

hoboistic

to be of or having characteristics similar to a hobo.

Fuck you and your hoboistic way

by meansome, bettybatwings, and daehawk January 2, 2009

Hobo Bagging

Hobo Bagging

1. To place your alcohol bottle in a brown paper bag.

2. To insult a person of dubious residential status

Are you "Hobo Bagging" that bottle of hooch?

by @JameySuede September 15, 2010

hobo lemonade

When you are either too broke or cheap to order a real drink, you ask the waitress for a glass of water with a slice of lemon. You then squeeze the lemon slice into the water and add sugar to make hobo lemonade.

I wanted a soft drink, but this place charges $2.95. Guess my broke ass will be drinking hobo lemonade again.

by Shan-Wow January 3, 2012

Hobo gifting

The art of stealing your freinds shit to give it to a hobo

"Joe you done with that drink? No cool here you go hobo" hobo gifting

by The3amigos September 23, 2016

Hobo Rat Knob

If two hobo's want to have sex but do not have enough money for condoms or to support a baby, the male hobo grabs a rat and impales it through the rat's anus , onto the mans dick, and then the couple have sex.

Oh man, Coby spent all his money on cigarettes so he has to use a Hobo Rat Knob!

by African Italian February 15, 2017