bring me the horizon

Bring me the horizon.
Other wise known as Bring me the hair straighteners.
Are by far the worst band going.
Try hard scene kids "lovezzz" BMTH when they don't really.
They listen to bring me the horizon to look cool and fit in.
Oli Sykes the front man, wears more make-up than a drag queen.
He is a very stereotypical scene kid.
Too much make up, crap hair, tight clothes, and hes in a screamy "brutal" band.
He is also an arrogant fucker!

Most REAL scene kids, dont like BMTH cause they have sense.
The FAKE ones love BMTH. The boys want to be Oli and the girls want to sleep with him. (I wouldn't want to get his foundation on me)

Oli also owns drop dead clothing - I don't like that either.
FAKE SCENE KID: "I'm going to see Bring me the horizon tonight"
FAKE SCENE KID2: "OMGZZZZ I'M LIKE SO JEALOUS, OLI SYKES IS SOOOOOOO HOTT"
FAKE SCENE KID "yeah I know i'd tap him"
REAL SCENE KID: "BMTH are rubbish, you want to listen to real music AND Oli Sykes isnt good looking, sort it out"
by HORROR™ March 23, 2007
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horizon middle school

Horizon middle school known as hms or hzms has a good school rating but it students and teachers do not stand up to it. Hms or hzms it a very annoying school 99.9% of the people (including teachers) are hella fake PERIOD! what's said is done. Tbh the teacher/ staff do the wrong things for the wrong moments like osrs!
Me: * in a horizon middle school class shaking pixie stick , not opening nor eating it*
Teacher: minor infraction!!

*next day*
Me:so did the minor go in??
Teacher:no actually u are getting a referral.
Me:....wtf.
by This is all true. April 26, 2019
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Laundry Event Horizon

The point at which one can no longer avoid doing the laundry.
i.e. all shirts & skivvies are past the 3-day inside-out rule; and all your pants & socks are funk-starched to the point of standing on their own. You are past the laundry event horizon.
by norm051 April 01, 2011
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horizon private school

a school where the high school principal likes to shove his dick in male students and teachers get horny for minors. the place smells like straight up ballsacks. every kid there is either gay or lost their virginity at the age of 7.
that dude looks like he's sucked dick, prolly goes to horizon private school.
by uranega June 11, 2023
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bright horizon academy

an "islamic" school where most students come to due to belt around their mother's waist, where your money will be used on funds that will help support shit that we will nver use. we also go through all of our students laptops checking their discords because of 2 people. all students complain about going to the school saying they never wanted to go there in the first place but there parents forced them. bs academy learning for a shitter future
i hate bright horizon academy
by anti bha club April 21, 2022
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Cash Event Horizon

Used in Role-playing videogames to reference the point at which the game becomes easy to play based on the character's experience and strength.

In such games, one gains gold by fighting monsters, performing tasks, and occasionally by randomly foraging in the world. The gold is then used to purchase armor, weaponry and training, making it easier to fight larger monsters, who hold more gold, and so on.

Every game has a point where one has gained so much gold from one's adventures that one can afford any item in the game, making the character exceedingly strong, and rendering all opponents ineffectual. This point is the cash Event Horizon. Usually, the later in the game this point appears, the more challenging the game is.
The Cash Event Horizon of "Beet Farming Tycoon" is real low - after five hours of play you've got so much money you don't know what to do with it.
by Vinnie Bartilucci December 04, 2008
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Bring Me the Horizon

A shity UK Deathcore band from Sheffield, Yorkshire. The band lineup consists of Oliver Sykes (The shity Vocals), Lee Malia and Curtis Ward (who sucks at Guitars), Matt Keane (an awful Bassist) and Matt Nichols (Drums, don't even talk about him). Their 2005 demo "This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For" helped to destroy Extreme Metalcore and Deathcore in the UK. Metal publications have largely hated their technical ability; Metal Hammer magazine claimed that it had "more awful face-peeling riffs than every other band in the world". The band has toured extensively, only as support acts, as well as being kicked out of renound UK rock festival Download.

However, as a band who only profit from mainstream and modern musical mediums and marketing techniques - the use of social networking sites, coverage from mainstream rock publications - and their stupid teen look, they come under fire from real heavy metal fans who know that they're a band liked by those who want to appear more metal than they really are (known as "scene kids"). Despite the band's best efforts, this image has stuck; indeed, their crowds are notorious for a large absence of moshing, often ignoring frontman Oli Sykes begging them to do so. Also, as they play a derivative of metalcore, they have a very elitist sense of having "watered down" or boring version of standard Death Metal.
Sam: Did you listen to the new Bring Me the Horizon album?
Jackson: nah man, I don't hate myself.
by mat328 July 02, 2014
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