Hillbilly Bitch Slap 

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.

Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.

Hillbilly Bitch Slap by Sarahmae79 January 9, 2009

hillbilly nose blow 

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort

Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.

hillbilly nose blow by TTM May 15, 2005

hillbilly round and round 

NASCAR or any other racing event where there are thousands of white folks.

hillbilly round and round, more fun than kissing your sister....NOT!

hillbilly round and round by D0c July 14, 2006

hillbilly holiday 

a very good excuse not to show up for work. when a man on a certain hill consumes an unknown amount of moonshine and can not make it to the coal mine he calls a "hillbilly holiday"

i got drunked up last night i aint goin to work...i am takin a hillbilly holiday.

hillbilly holiday by jacin rome December 18, 2005

hillbilly bath 

boiling large amounts of water to add to water in the bath to have warm enough water to bathe. Used when one's hot water heater is broken.

My deadbeat landlord won't come to fix my water heater so I have to take a hillbilly bath.

hillbilly bath by PuckBker November 10, 2010

Hillbilly Bindi 

The act of smearing a dingleberry on a person's forehead, inbetween their eyebrows, after giving them a Louisiana Teabag.

Did you see that Hillbilly Bindi on Ronda? Someone gave her a mean Lousiana Teabag!

Hillbilly Bindi by DebRi December 21, 2013

Hillbilly Martini 

The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”

The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini”

1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.

2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.

3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.

4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.

5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.

6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.

Hillbilly Martini by Buckhannon's Best October 22, 2014