hesher

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

by Justin Scott August 22, 2003

hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006

Henter

Popularized by the East Saint Louis black community, it simply means somebody who is not in the know of things, or is often left out of group of activities, because one is Henter is though to be square.

"Hey check it out guys, I just robbed an old man."-D-Dawg.
(Not listening)"Okay, so you go over there, hide behind the bushes.
D-Dawg comes on the scene.

"Hey guys, whatch-...."
*The plans by the two black individuals are now being concealed.
"Get the PHUCK from round here punk ass bitch!! You just a little henter!"-Jerelle

by Shad Jackson January 9, 2008

Hepster

The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.

"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"

by Popmadon June 29, 2013

root-heister

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022

HeteroBromance

When a heterosexual male, is friends with another heterosexual male, and will have an intimate relationship with him envolving kissing, and doing Bromance type things, it will not be a sexually envolved relationship between two guys but may included a brojob(blowjob). It doesnt have to be just between to heterosexual male friends it may also be when a heterosexual male and another guy that he envies.

Bro: Hey bro you wanna come to my house tonight?
Friend: Sure dude! I will see you at 8pm
-"Watching a Movie"-
Bro: (goes over to kiss friend)
Friend: (breaks apart from kiss) What was that dude?
Bro: I love you like a bro dude! No homo!
Friend: (Thinks saying) Ohhhh (goes back to kissing)
-"They start to get more intimate touching eachother"-
Bro: (pulls off Friends pants and gives brojob; a blowjob by two straight males)
Friend: Bro dude you just gave me a blow job! Are you Gay or Bi?
Bro: No dude Im HeteroBromance

by MTA1992 February 27, 2011

hetero life mate

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.

dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

by howdiekiddies March 27, 2008