hen shit

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.
Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"
by headbangin parrot January 07, 2011
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mud hens

1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio

2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya
the toledo mud hens, aren't they the team who have won back-to-back governors' cups
by jimmy ocho y uno June 09, 2007
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OLD HEN

Other than the known insult, the term OLD HEN is used in latin american cultures to express the quality of a good looking older woman, which even brings up a popular saying:

"Old hen makes a better chicken soup"
-Man, this MILF has been hitting on me all night long, what am i supposed to do? by her age, she could even be my mom!

-Chill out dude, she looks better than that alien you used to call your girlfriend, anyway, "OLD HEN MAKES A BETTER CHICKEN SOUP"
by xaviersz May 13, 2009
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laying hen

A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.
"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"
by mitzi wavin November 12, 2017
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Porkish Hen

So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen
by Bob Shepherd August 25, 2006
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toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.
A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*
by Kempo November 10, 2008
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Red Hen

An aggressive, self-righteous, hateful, leftist political bigot.
The red hen chased the people out of her establishment because they did not pass her newly invented political litmus test.
by HokeThink June 26, 2018
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