wet and helpless

After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.

Dude, I just pulled a wet and helpless.

by Jon S. April 19, 2004

helppie

Intelligent, hard-working

The man was helppie.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

a hug a day keeps the herpies away

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them

Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

by everyon e ee July 25, 2009

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).

"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Helpies

People who's sole purpose is to help you do the things you need done.

Where are all my helpies at? I seriously need a helpie right now to clean my house.

by nuttyirishman May 22, 2012

Tuna Helper

1.)A slang term meaning a lesbian.
2.)A term referring to someone's lesbian tendencies.

1.)Check that Tuna Helper out!
2.)I bet if you looked in her purse, you'd find a box of Tuna Helper.

by Mikey G September 10, 2003

Helper

A person who you treat like a bitch / maid but sugar coat them with the title helper so they are emotionally blackmailed into doing whatever you want them to.

Oh no! Luke has taken a dump on the floor! Tommy you can be my helper and clean that up whilst I will pop the kettle on! ;)

by Just saying it how it is! December 2, 2015