Trevor Hedge

Total Douchebag

Don't be such a Trevor Hedge

by Trevor Hedge July 8, 2017

Hedgeing

Partaking in anal sex whilst in a bush.

"I was caught hedgeing after that party"

by _Arist0crat November 15, 2019

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
hell nah, her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024

hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019

Hedge bottom

The bottom of a hedge.

“Oi Tony, your mum looks like a hedge bottom mate”

by Kgicusb February 28, 2019

Hedge

Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.

• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”

by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025