heather

The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.

Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?

Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!

Big Hope : Was she any good?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....

Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!

Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?

Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!

by Michelle Pussythrusts December 28, 2007

Heather

A Heather is a Flower. But also is a person. A Heather has a great personality, and shares her feelings. She is nice hearted but sometimes gets ticked off. She is warm blooded and the nicest friend you'll ever meet.

Heather is a Mother and a Flower.

by RaeIsBossss July 23, 2015

Heather

A blonde bubbly girl. Has hazel eyes and laughs at anything. She's a fast typer and LOVES food but shes skinny

Short. Lanky. Pretty

Me: Woah look at her
Boy: Oh that's a Heather alright!

by Ashley bongs December 19, 2009

Heather

An awesome girl who plays trombone and is really funny and sweet. She loves small asians. She is gorgeous and laughs at mostly anything. She gets good grades but doesn't try and is the best dancer around. Heather is one of the most fun, beautiful, and awesomest girls you will ever meet.

"Did you see that awesome chick?"
"Yeah, She was such a Heather!"

by immabo$$ December 29, 2011

Heathered

When someone sends a very emotional massive amount or "wall" of text to you via AIM, text, or any other form of typed or written communication

Wow, I'm getting heathered right now, she's so upset

I'm heathering them right now, hang on

by Matty Matt Matty January 8, 2009

Heather

A girl who is blond with blue eyes. She is not afraid of anything. And she doesn't take bull shit! She is awesome!!!

Heather is awesome

by Keelin101568 March 1, 2017

Heather

•Drop dead gorgeous

•sexy
•loyal
•not shy

•outstanding kisser
•love to tan and be by the pool
•laughs a lot
•her laugh is erasistable
•loves her boyfriend
•great girl to bring home to mother

I love Heather so much.
Heather is so beautiful.
Damnnnnn look at Heather!

by Jackson Michaels March 2, 2017