hasslehoffed

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.

I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014

hässelflaben

1. Mouth

Hey, shut your hässelflaben

by FutureMarineMk May 25, 2016

hassko

The realist guy around. he is a very amazing guy with great looks that make him very attractive. However, he is very anti-social and quiet but observes everything around him and is very mature when dealing with everything but when he is around people he likes, he is a fun guy to be around and can also be annoying but in a loving way.

Ay Hassko is there look, lets go take a picture with him

by Latifah Parker May 22, 2018

HASSAG

A HASSAG is a very sexy being, they are usually low Maintenance and a very popular, they would beat the shit out of anyone who dares chat wam but are incredibly kind and caring. if you are lucky enough to spot the one and only HASSAG your mind will literally blow and you will not be able to comprehend the epicness and such sexyness of such a being. HASSAG, the sexiest being alive

Dave: walking down the road with his dog cunt bark and girlfriend Britney
HASSAG: walks past the couple

Britney:fuck you dave ( joins HASSAG and asks for a shag)
Dave: cunt bark ( the fuckin dog ) starts shagin the shit out of Daves leg

by HASSAG October 17, 2019

Hassim

Hassim is a guy that may seem like he's too cool but in fact he's just a dummy with a big heart. He's usually good looking and fair. A Hassim can be a big pain in the ass. He can be shy but great company when you get to know him. A Hassim has his flaws but he continues to better himself. A Hassim can be very loving and caring when you feed him. We all need a Hassim.

Kid 1- Who's the fair kid on the bench
Kid 2- must be Hassim

by Colin furze November 7, 2021

Hassan Haskins

6 FOOT 1 DEMI GOD RB THAT BODIES AND HURDLES EVERY MAN IN HIS WAY

hassan haskins will fuck up your defense raw.

by gobluenation November 25, 2021

Hasslenut

The frustration that occurs when a masturbation session is more work than pleasure.

"Man, that fap sure was a hasslenut"

by FortniteGamer420 December 17, 2021