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Hayden

A sexy, smart guy.
Always looks well put together and is great in bed. :P
Sexy name and sexy guy. :P
"Wooh, see that hot guy?"
"Yep, he was a total hayden"
by thtswhtsup March 13, 2009
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Hayden Panettiere

We'll let's just say she's nothing like a Disney Channel actress.

Let's look stuff up. Hands down Hayden is a far better dresser with a taste of a 30 year old. Whereas girls from Disney dress very skanky. Vanessa Hudgens always takes pictures with Hayden so she doesn't look bad. Well compared to her, she does, always. Hayden 1, Disney 0.

She actually started singing at a young age, can carry a note, and has won awards for songs in movies such as A Bug's Life. Today's Disney stars have no experience at singing but they do it anyway to get money and for people like girls and gays and shit to like them. Miley, Vanessa, Ashley, the Jonases, Demi, Selena, Zac? Pfft, do you see a pattern here? This just screams "marketing ploy", and their singing voices are used to kill terrorists. Hayden 2, Disney 0.

Speaking of marketing ploys, Hayden was offered a role in High School Musical. The smart decision was that she refused and did not want the burden of being a clingy attention whore, and would rather breakout as a big star when she turned an appropriate age and have a bright future ahead of her. The Disney actors either don't know how to count, or they are just spoiled brats who want everything now. In 3 years they will all go to rehab or jail or become washups. Hayden 3, Disney 0.

Hayden is also very down to earth, and puts people first over money or fame. She's also a spokeswoman for the Whaleman Foundation and once tried to stop whaling in person. She hopes to become the president of the organization when she retires. Disney? Pfft. Name one time they really went out of their way to help people. That Miley New Year's party was just a set up by MTV to get ratings. And the Jonases get paid for sponsoring the Salvation Army. So yeah name one time...I thought so. Hayden 4, Disney 0.

It's ironic to see that one 19 year old woman beats all of the Disney Channel (ages 14 - 23) in prestige, personality, and reputation. Plus she's hot!
Vanessa Hudgens: HAYDEN! How have you been?! Like, my black slutty whore costume is gonna melt any minute. Can I get a picture with you again so I won't look like shit?
Hayden Panettiere: Does it matter? (Oh god why?)
by Smart American Male January 18, 2009
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The god, the arab pimp. The best kid. A honest, kind and out going person, who has a hot girlfirend.
"Hey bro, I totally want to be a hayder!"
"That's impossible!"
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Hayden

An amazing, outgoing, smart, & sexy guy. Has a good personality and is just an all-around great person. Wonderful boyfriend and friend. Someone you can tell all you secrets to and trust that they're safe. The one & only love of your life.
"WHO is THAT?!"
"Oh, just my Hayden."
by cosmocrazy45 August 31, 2011
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Hayseed Dixie

Nashville multi-instrumentalist / singer / songwriter / recording engineer John Wheeler's bluegrass band that pays loving tribute to heavy metal and bluegrass by demonstrating the similarities betwixt the two. As Barley Scotch (Wheeler) is apt to say, “That ‘Lost Highway’ of Hank Williams and AC/DC’s ‘Highway to Hell’ are indeed the same road!” The core band includes the Brothers Reno: Deacon Dale and Brother Don Wayne Jr., whose father surely taught them about the transmogrification of music. Banjo pioneer Don Sr. wrote the famous "Dueling Banjos,” which the Dixies cover on their fourth studio album (and their live DVD) -- Not to be confused with equally talented Americana singer / songwriter Christopher Wyant, who goes by the name “Hayseed.”
Cityboy: "What the hell is THIS?"
Countryboy: "That's Hayseed Dixie."
Cityboy: "WTF?"
Countryboy: "You've heard 'Detroit Rock City,' right?"
Cityboy: "Yeah..?"
Countryboy: "This is the version WE like!"
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Hayden

A unisexual name. Most commonly male.

For Males: Guys named Hayden are the perfect combination of sweet and sexy. They have great senses of humor, and only focus on schoolwork when it's 100% necessary. They know how to crack a joke, but are very serious in relationships.

For Females: Girls named Hayden are special and don't realize it. They're beautiful, athletic, and and hopeless romantics. They are faithful, trusting, and make some of the most loyal friends and girlfriends.

When you get Hayden, don't let them go.
Guys:

Girl One: "Whose that? He's gorgeous!"
Girl Two: "Oh, that's just Hayden!!"

Girls:
Person One: "That's my best friend! She's the best!"
Person Two: "Oh, you mean Hayden?!"
by idkwhattotypehereee May 3, 2010
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Hayden

A girl so beautiful that you literally believe you're dreaming. A girl who is unbelievably nice, loving and thoughtful. Someone you can rely on, someone you can trust. You can love her with ease because she has a variety of likable qualities and she has a smile that would make anyone's day. Hayden is an amazing girl, if you come across a Hayden then do whatever it takes to be with her because you're not going to find another girl like her.
Hayden is the reason why a lot of guys are single.
by Glockout96 April 7, 2013
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