The Hamlet

The sexual act of when a man ejaculates into a vial or flask, then proceeds to pour it into someone's ear (preferably their partner) while they are sleeping.

The Hamlet

Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.

Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.

by G I Jew 392 June 16, 2010

Tanner hasler

A little bitch who gets fucked in the ass because he dates people like Addison Dodson

Your such a tanner hasler

by Deezsnuts64 May 16, 2018

hasket

a shitty ass band from newmarket that got told to disband by every one of the judges yet still make music

wanna hear a shitty band?
hasket

by niggerlipsZsZsd April 13, 2009

hazleton

The center of the most fundamentalist Roman Catholic area in the US if not the world. Town that sits in isolation in the PA coal region. Populated by descendants of Southern Italian and Slovak peasants who were taught by their priests never to think for themselves. Their descendants in Hazleton today have given up most of the pretty or interesting things about their ethnicity (throw fits when newcomer immigrants speak Spanish), but managed to keep the deeper and more negative traits like: "never act on your own initiative" (because that may be willfulness which is a sin). To learn more about the cultural core of this town, look up the Penn State/Hazleton professor who writes papers on superstition and Satanism in the area.
The Hispanics might be the only hope to save this town in the foreseeable future.

"Well of course the doctor can't make a mistake! That's 'cause he's a doctor! Can't you LISTEN? Don't you have any respect?" (typical Hazleton attitude and speech)

by chaika August 7, 2007

hazlet

A town in the east coast, next to Holmdel, Keansburg, and Middletown. every town around hazlet hates every person that lives there. only a few people in hazlet are descent people. they believe they are better than everyone else. In my opinion, its a town that u have to be raised in to even be able to live there. the people in this town are all wanna be gangsta. they try to act tough but always end up being a pussy. i live there and let me tell you... all the teenagers do is drink, smoke, and fuck while the younger teens just walk around to one of the schools to just chill. they always are judging people on appearance instead of personality. everyone in hazlet has to hav the same haircut from the same place. they all listen to the same music. only rap. you cant listen to anything else than rap or they will go all pussy ass on you and they will say fight me.

Hazlet Kid 1: yo, look at that kid.

Hazlet Kid 2:What Kid, yo?

Hazlet Kid 1:That kid to the right. He has long hair. Lets jump him.

Hazlet Kid 2: Yea lets jump that fag. hes mad doofy.

Long Hair Kid:(beats the shit out of the two kids, then calls his friends)i thought hazlet kids were tough

Kid on Phone: they look like they are.

Long Hair Kid: no, i just got jumped by 2 of them. they are a bunch of pussies

Kid on phone: ohh, good now lets go jump those doofy muthafuckas (making fun of the hazlet kids)

by ciscooooo July 1, 2009

Hamlette

Ham folded over egg and cheese. Add other toppings if you like: oregano, tomatoes, bread, pickles...

I'd like to order a Hamlette with a side of fries and some Tang.

by T T O M O June 21, 2016

Hazlet

Located in Monmouth County, NJ. This town has potential but is brought down by the dirtbag inhabitants with low ambitions. If you are born and/or raised here, take advantage of the decent school system then gtfo once you graduate college. If you stick around past 25, you will in fact become another loser piece of shit.

Dirtbag 1: oh word I went to Hazlet elementary school with that kid.
Dirtbag 2: shit let's go kick his ass
Dirtbag 1: nah yo, he moved after college and got a good job. He could buy us because we are pieces of shit.

by Hazlet Man August 21, 2019