Hasselhawful

1. When you are really stoned while with a friend and they want to watch Hasselhof's Roast.

2 When a thought or action is so random, bizarre, or convoluted that its pure obscurity makes the awfulness of that thought just weird, funny or confusingly tolerable.

Somehow Hasselhof is strangely tolerable when stoned. Well, no. I take that back. He's Hasselhawful.

by greenmooseofdoom September 13, 2011

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Hasselburger

(n.) A cheeseburger eaten off of the floor while drunk. This is derived from the famous David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video.

"Are you going to stop drinking, dad?"
"I'll be fine, just let me finish my Hasselburger."

by Ricky Bobby Lee October 9, 2011

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Haskill

Haskill is the chamberlain, councillor and savant of Sheogorath. His voice is quite calm and he shows no obvious signs of madness.

Oh, don't forget to make use of dear Haskill. Between you and me, if he's not summoned three or four times a day, I don't think he feels appreciated.

by someonewhowrotethisdefinition May 28, 2018

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haskew

Haskew means band and band what does band mean? Together!!!

Man I did a Haskew this morning

by ZombieProject5 March 20, 2018

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Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

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Höskeli

Höskeli means simply everything you could ever think of. Höskeli = The whole universe.

More commonly used as an finnish term for the word "thingie

Example: What is that höskeli? Finnish: Mikä toi höskeli on?

by Höskeli August 30, 2023

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David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

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