when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.
tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
by dario a. l. December 7, 2006
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