third handed

a mutated person that who born with 3 arms and uses his/her third hand mostly.

My classmate writes with his/her third hand.
My classmate is third handed.

by RÆZ October 12, 2021

Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

Hitler was right-handed

A phrase which makes Jews get butthurt.

A poll of 6 million people found that most people believe Hitler was right-handed.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

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When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

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by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

left handed compliment

A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.

A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.

Also called backhanded compliment

Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."

"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory

by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008

Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 17, 2008

Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010