having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007

having a time

to be having an amazing unforgettable time. to be so happy you never want to stop.

"hey man what are you doing ?"
"I'm ... having a time at forum 2009"

by hanaptezzi April 27, 2009

Having it large with the lads

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.

'alright my son! after i've finished shaggin this bird ill be having it large with the lads!!'

by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006

Having a laff

Having a Laff, aka danger wank.
Playing with yourself in a public place.

''What have you been up to''

''Not much just down the park having a Laff''

by 00Brookie July 28, 2017

stop having a Cheney

when someone is freaking out and having a minor coronary over whatever topic you are discussing

A: did you here the team lost? I can't freaking believe it... ...everything sucks, how could they screw up?
B: It's only a stupid football game, stop having a cheney...

by Cameron S December 22, 2002

clap havin' Jezebel

A promiscuous slut with VD

My step mom is a clap havin' Jezebel!

by foxym December 28, 2008