disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")
"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"
"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
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Tappahannock, Va. Chris Brown's hometown. This tiny hamlet also was featured in Farenheit 911. A small, inbred place, famous for beating girlfriends/wives.
Humpy 1: RiRi was mad cuz Chris got a txt from Paris, and Chris gave RiRi the smackdown.
Humpy 2: He learned all that in Humpy Town.
Humpy 2: He learned all that in Humpy Town.
by whatshesaid February 11, 2009
Get the humpy town mug.A slur against Tappahannock, Virginia. There are only 1500 people, but one happens to be rapper Chris Brown. So everybody pretends to be a kingpin. Most of the people happen to be humpy, however.
Humpy 1: "He got all up in my face 'cuzza his grrl talkin' 'bout my grill."
Humpy 2: "Snap!"
Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."
Humpy 2: "Snap!"
Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."
by Benton Squirrelhead December 24, 2006
Get the humpy town mug.Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.
Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...
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