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homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30
my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"
by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015
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harry homeless

a word used to describe little rat bitches with missing teeth who resemble squeek from base- ketball
by nunya March 13, 2003
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Bi-Homeless

One who is not gay, but will perform said homosexual acts for a fee due to a lack of food and survival needs.
No, he's not gay, he's just Bi-Homeless.
by Trent B. September 28, 2008
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Sherlock Homeless

Person who thinks they’re the world’s greatest detective after stating something extremely obvious.
Guy 1: “Wait a second! He was being sarcastic!

Guy 2: “Wow nice catch Sherlock Homeless
by mrperson3849 April 1, 2019
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Homeless Burrito

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.
by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009
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homeless krutches

when your rabbit gets braces so it feels insucure and runs away, this causes the rabbit to be homeless and without money to spend now he will have to be a male prostitute. him grinding bare naked on every possible thing with spare change results him lose a leg or two. now that he is living life fucking dirty muslums with krutches he proceeds to bring in some money.
While kenneth was fucking emma his rabbit proceeds to get braces and runs away cause he was ugly as shit, like kenneth. Emma at climax of the anal sex points out that the rabbit ran away and told kenneth to look for it so it doesnt pull a homeless krutches.
by spankasorusrexiepoo October 31, 2011
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Homeless Pete

Homeless Pete is a very scary, yet cool guy. He is homeless and can often be found lurking by a Love shack.
'Golly gosh! He is such an epic lad!', said Rupert. 'Yeah,' agreed Micheal, 'A real Homeless Pete'
by GollyGosher May 26, 2021
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