on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

the helen keller 3

a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts

yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!

by punk hoe April 16, 2022

Helen keller

She never existed. Never.

His girlfriend is like Helen keller

by Keller hellen November 12, 2021

The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly

Dennis Helen Kellered me

by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

helen Keller denier

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024