hazarl

A man who is confused with his life, lossed, dead, people who change their names for no reason, wishes he were a woman.

Im a hazarl
That girl likes a hazarl.
Man Im glad I aint a hazarl

by John March 15, 2005

hazar moment

When you say something that’s clearly wrong and outrageous but instead of admitting defeat you double down with “facts” you have made up on the spot. Facts generally are gathered from “research” found on Reddit.

Person 1: “Turkish watermelons are the biggest and the best”
Person 2: “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: “They are! I read about it on Reddit! This is a fact!”
Person 2: “Pipe down with your Hazar moment”

by ShaqYaBooty March 4, 2021

hazard crew

bad ass race crew based out of the (909) area code

If you aint first, your not hazard crew

by Bo Duke April 16, 2007

hazaa

a friendly greeting used prior to calling someone "my friend"

Hazaa my friend Hazaa!!!!!

by Steve September 27, 2003

Hazard County

Knickname for Howard County, Maryland, the third richest county in America in suburban Baltimore where there is a vast army of police dedicated to busting average citizens for smoking small amounts of weed and other such petty charges. Driving through Howard County, you guaranteed to see 5-10 cop cars and have one in your rearview mirror within the driving time of ten minutes on any given day. This is because Howard County is very safe yet scared shitless mostly wealthy White suburbanites overfund the police force. Driving while not an old man/woman over 40 is a guarantee you will be pulled over. Boys from Baltimore City and PG County know not to come out to Hazard County because they will be locked up and punished to the maximum extent of the law if they so much as wipe their asses wrong. K-9's and armed officers are deployed for as much as a noise disturbance in Hazard County.

Person 1: "Yo meet me up at Columbia Mall."

Person 2:: "Hell no, I'm not going to Hazard County. You know I stay with an eighth of loud and I'm on probation. I'ma stay in the city."

by Gotstafeelme July 12, 2012

Fire hazard

a person who is always in the way and is stupid enough to piss off wrong people

jesus this person is such a freakin fire hazard

Eric Taylor

by Iroh December 20, 2008

hazan

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A small killer bee with markings simalar to the gowns of a nun

look out, ther is a hazan nest in that tree
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by hambl April 1, 2003