zachary hayes

A slightly ugly and slightly fine ass nigga who will grab any girl or boys ass.
He dates a girl with a kinds fat yet kinda flat ass. She grabbed his dick tho like a dumbass. anyways, u should date him

zachary hayes the dumb nigga

by zachary hayes November 29, 2023

Zachary Hayes

A guy who is not afraid to grab your butt, but it shy when it comes to saying he has a girl.

Guy: Hey zach who u date?
Zachary Hayes: Nobody.
Her: WHAT?! WE'RE DONE

by zachary hayes November 30, 2023

Orla Hayes

She likes penis

Corrrr orla hayes likes my penis

by Hdwisoofoeoaooc April 17, 2019

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] March 07, 2012

Hayness

A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!

James made a complete Hayness of himself at Rachel's wedding!

by so-cd August 21, 2018

Dylan Ellidge Forrest Hayes

A celebrity known for having a bad love life, falling for catfishes and only has 1 friend. Sad life

Remeber that dude who got catfished over and over again?

Lol yes, Dylan Ellidge Forrest Hayes.

by Allah600 June 29, 2022

Coach Hayes

A very cool teacher that hurts Zamari's shoulder blade

Stop being such a Coach Hayes

by google bobby man October 25, 2017