Hartles

a name with chinese / turkish heritage; a Hartles can be seen as a vast encyclopedia of completely irrelevent and useless "facts" that will often be provided in times of mass confusion.

"A Hartles would have been more useful than that bloody lecturer!"

Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"

Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"

Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"

Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"

Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."

Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."

(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)

"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"

"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"

by Hartles-Blounter (Craig Ross) March 25, 2010

Hartley

Hartley, a black guy with a giant ass cock, funny, and plays video games

OMG hartley your cock is so bigg fuck me some more

by 780845jiu May 20, 2021

rice hauler

Derogatory slang for a person whose partner is Asian/of Asian descent and whom they consider a "trophy", "toy", or just lazy/a "user".

Said person may be either an (un)willing and/or (ub)witting participant, depending on what they perceive they are getting out of the relationship. Sometimes used as self-deprecation.

"Once I started dating/married him/her, (s)he turned me into a real rice hauler."

by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

Hastle

Irritating inconvenience, combined with great hurry

"the hastle of getting kids ready for school"

by Upseek February 26, 2015

haulter top

a sleeveless shirt that ties 'round ya neck and is rather short

that chicks haulter top was jus stait up trippin...DANG that thing was UGLY!!

by skylar September 24, 2003

Haute Couture Pokeur

The act of playing poker while wearing Haute Couture Fashion.

Please join us at Craig and Cory's house for a friendly game of Haute Couture Pokeur.

by Babycakes October 8, 2003

hartlepool united

beaten in the play offs 4 times in 5 seasons and also attained only theyre 3rd promotion ever. next to rochdale they are the leagues most success deprived team...

darlo got to wembley and hartlepuddle and its toxic wast and smackrat-peadophilic residents didnt...

WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU BOYS WERE CATCHIN UP FAST!

by southerner in the north July 29, 2004