guch

See "grundle"

You have a hairy guch.

by Sam Stein November 19, 2002

Gunchick

An extremely dry and uncomfortable hand job.

Guy: Hey dude, I heard you got a Gunchick last night.

Dude: Yeah I don’t want to talk about it.

by aaaaa123 January 21, 2013

south-american guche piranna

wildly biting the skin between the pussy and asshole. Usually performed in retalliation for a scrape or poorly performed blow-job.

She scraped me during our 69, so I gave her the old, "south-american guche piranna".!

by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

by 07079 May 31, 2011

Guiche

The bit between a man's balls and his arse-hole.

After excretion, wipe from front to back, in order to avoid soiling of the guiche.

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

guichard

a cajun alcoholic that lacks social skills

See that drunk over there that doens't like to talk to his friends? He's a guichard.

by Marshmellow September 11, 2005

French Gulch

A small town in Northern California.
Population of about 250 people.
Contains:One Store (out of buisness), Post Office, A bar, a hotel, school.
Has one awesome swimming hole.
Near Whiskeytown Lake.

1. "Need a ride? Where do you live?"
"French Gulch"
"Sorry Bitch, you're on your own, that shit's the Boonies."

by Amanda4dice August 1, 2007