Goncho

One below a Poncho.
Two below a Honcho.

Awww man.. I'm only a Goncho!
or
No Gonchos allowed here, come with your Poncho!

by Samuel G May 12, 2007

Gaunch

A term coined in southern Ontario meaning marijuana or weed.
Believed to have started at Sandwich Secondary School in LaSalle, Ontario.
Often used by the greasiest skids you can find hangout outside of the local timmies or bumping coke in the home hardware.

Person 1: How is your wife doing? Is she still in the hospital?
Person 2: She should be better soon since I slammed the gaunch way harder than I slammed her face through that table.

by LeGaunch June 25, 2018

guiche

A piercing, and/or the jewelry inserted into the piercing, in the area at the base of the ballsack, forward of the anus

The diamond-studded guiche complemented the symmetry of his nipple piercings whenever he lifted his legs wide.

by Clark November 7, 2003

guchi

used in conversation as a way of agreeing or subjecting to someones statement. used in the same way as if you were saying something is ok or fine.

Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: stealing some money out of your mom's purse!
Paul: oh okay, that's guchi. I guess...

by Sloppybobtango January 31, 2010

Gaunch

A term used for Marijuana. Originated from south Ontario. Normally used as slamming the gaunch.

Yo, Kevin and I were totally slamming the gaunch last night.
Yeah bro, we were so high.

by GaunchSlayer1995 June 22, 2018

guanch

1 - Variable definition depending on usage. Can be used to replace any word in a sentence.

2 - Mixed guacamole and ranch dip.

Check out the guanches on that chick.

by Barnabizzle January 27, 2007

Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010