gumby

The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.

Example 1: "Dude I've been gumby for about sixteen minutes! I can't decide which way I want to go."

by Matthew Fratstar March 26, 2008

Gumby

Wretched, not good, ugly, horrible

The house was infested with roaches, it was Gumby.

by MYNELYME January 19, 2019

Gumby

Derogortory word for Rugby. Man that is known to play Rugby does something stupid and is payed out on for doing so by insulting the sport that he plays.

*Warning copious amounts of running may be needed to aviod obliteration when using this term*

Man1 walks into a door and stubs his toe

Man1: Ouch thats so very painful

Man2 notices while walking by

Man2: GUMBY!

Man2 runs with Man1 coming close behind

by Stannas September 13, 2007

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020

Gumby

A word meaning several things, being used as a compliment or an insult. Also being able to be used anywhere in a sentence, 'gumby' is a very useful word.

It can mean anything from good, ugly, bad, stinky, goofy, wacky, disgusting, funny, antichrist, beautiful, and (if used in the right context) the whole Decloration of Independence.

You're looking gumby today!

Fuck you and yo gumby ass shoes

by Not a Chaggot September 23, 2019

gumby

A fag with a tiny dick.

Gumby is such a fag.

by meezyfbaby11 August 25, 2015

Cucky gumbie

A bombastic, silly man who no one would touch with a ten foot pole.

My friend Patrick is such a cucky gumbie.

by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021