shacknackled my gillet

To bump ones penis or testciles on the kitchen or bathroom sink whilst attempting to wash away vaginal secretions from a woman of questionable morals and with the lights out.

I managed to go home with a young lady that let me do things to her a two dollar hooker would charge extra for. After I sobered up some, I shacknackled my gillet in an attempt to mitigate catching chlamydia.

by Lon Clominstoy October 2, 2011

Gulley

A play on the regular definition of gulley, which is a deep canal. Usually used when speaking of something that another who would seem "too good" wouldn't normally do.

"You want me to clean the backseat?"
"What is that too gulley for you? Nevermind man, I wouldn't want you to get your nails dirty."

by MissMissakaJ December 20, 2009

curse of the gillette fusion power phenom

the curse that currently afflicts roger federer, causing him to lose in the semi-finals in the austrialian open and in the first round of the dubai tennis championships, and which will lead to further struggles in his tennis game. caused by endorsing the gillette fusion power phenom razor.

the curse of the gillette fusion power phenom is similar to the cubs' curse of the billy goat, except that it involves only one guy and the sport of tennis.

by BewareTigerWoodsAndThierryHenry March 10, 2008

Gullatron

A word that substitutes ANY given object or appendage, usually used during drunken conversations when said object or appendage cannot either be remembered or does not exist, or when sizing things against an unknown quantity to confuse..

This word was created when explaining what word replaced Gullible in the dictionary, at Miranda Hotel.

"She kicked him right in the Gullatron"

"He fired the orange cannon, right into the side of the Gullatron"

"It was as big as a Gullatron.. that's what she said."

by shano_911 June 17, 2007

Gillette, Wyoming

A nice place where you can actually see the stars at night. Almost everyone has or owned a gun before. A place which is pretty safe if compared to big cities. Has many jobs and welcoming friends. A place where you can make friends in a couple minutes.

Gillette, Wyoming is full of green.

by PrincessO'Hara April 28, 2011

Gillette

To screw things up and make shit awkward: like cutting yourself with a Gillette razor. Often involving screwing things up with a female.

Dude, you totally Gilletted that shit up, man.

by Rick the Slick March 5, 2011

Amelie Gillette

Amelie Gillette is a "writer" who decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture blogs gracing the web, so someone at The Onion and/or AV Club allowed her to start a blog called <i>The Hater</i>. In a country that needs more good doctors, scientists and science journalists, she decided to, instead, become a pop-culture celebrity snark writer. Why? Because Bill Nye's disembodied head exclaiming "science rules!" was too damn hard for Amelie to mentally digest. Math is also very hard, as well. You see, most people like Amelie decide to waste their (read: parents) money for college to become pop-culture writers and critics when they first realize that they don't need to actually prove why their opinions are correct, knowing that their reasons are, in the end, subjective (which they will usually deny), unlike science which requires different forms of testing to prove their hypotheses. When you waste your life paying attention to so much pop-culture, like Amelie has, you don't have much of a future to look forward to, except, well, regurgitating your thoughts on the very subject, thinking you're actually contributing something helpful to society. Her writing usually consists--hypocritically--of why Ashton Kutcher, Zach Braff, and Dane Cook suck, while ignoring the fact that the barrel of fish she shoots into have already been shot at many times before. The relevance of her articles reflect the relevance of her subjects: becoming old and forgotten within the same day they are printed. And because writing articles just wasn't enough, she came up with the bright idea of recording a podcast about her half-ass thoughts, because she decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture podcasts gracing everyone's iPods. <i>The Hatecast</i> (clever title) features Amelie spouting off platitudes about the stuff she hates for no good reason. If you decide to listen to this piece of audio-torture, you might as well enjoy it by playing the drinking game to Amelie's giggling--you will be dead by the first minute.

Note: Don't get <i>The Hater</i> confused with Sean O' Neal's <i>The Daily Buzzkill</i>, which is a baby-step up from Amelie's digital mess.

"Hey, I'm being alerting about Amelie Gillette's newest article. I'd forget all about The Hater if RSS feeds didn't exist."

by jessica simpleton August 20, 2009