1 definition by Lon Clominstoy
To bump ones penis or testciles on the kitchen or bathroom sink whilst attempting to wash away vaginal secretions from a woman of questionable morals and with the lights out.
I managed to go home with a young lady that let me do things to her a two dollar hooker would charge extra for. After I sobered up some, I shacknackled my gillet in an attempt to mitigate catching chlamydia.
by Lon Clominstoy October 2, 2011