Guild Wars

An MMORPG like war craft but without the stupid 15$ a month fee. Often hated by WoW fans because they can't understand the concept of being able to log out or not having to pay for a mediorce game. A normal persons MMO game

Jeff: Dude....im poor i gota pay my WoW fee this month again
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.

by Sickofwhorecraftlosers November 10, 2009

Guido

An Italian-American that pretends to be Italian by: Talking with a thick New York accent; driving their cars way too fast with techno music blasting; dressing in tight clothes/valour, with their hair slicked back, gold chains, bracelets and rings and chest hair sticking out; usually being of ignorant towards gays and minorities and disrespectfull of woman; lives in Staten Island or Howard Beach, Queens; gives Italians a bad name although it's okay for Italians to be guidos as long as they dont share the aassholee attitude that most guidos do.

"Nice valour suit, you look like a guido"

by DiZzY DeViL dUcKy January 9, 2004

Guild Wars 2

The MMORPG coming out at the end of 2011 or early 2012 that will finally be the game to deal the killing blow to World of Warcraft.

Gamer 1: Hey dude what do you think of WoW's new expansion?
Gamer 2: The age of Warcraft is over dude, just accept it. Blizzard is just milking the series dry of as much money as they can. Guild Wars 2 is taking over now.
Gamer 1: But they have Kung-Fu Pandas and Pokemon now!
Gamer 2: It's finally over. Face it.

by GuildWars2 October 27, 2011

guido

an italian who is culturally challenged and makes us real italians look bad.

Hey did you guys hear, Kim Cignarella is going out with some guido from Fairfield, what doosh bags.

by traytraytray December 28, 2005

guido workout

A workout which you will witness in almost any commercial gym up and down the country, but especially so in Liverpool. The guilty parties are skinny, scally males who believe that sitting on both the bench press or bicep curl machines for a few reps on each will sculpt a herculean body that will make female jaws hit the floor. They perform the workout with weightlifter gloves on the ends of their stick-like arms, and as they are usually exercising with about 5 or 6 mates, they have intervals of 5 minutes between sets thus making all their "hard work" completely futile. Little do they know that the back and the triceps need equal attention as the previously mentioned body parts, as do the legs, abs and shoulders if they are to look remotely athletic and not end up with man-tits on their skinny bodies. But whatever, the higher the percentage of scallies who are deformed, the better I say.

Hehe, look at those wankers doing that guido workout.

(half an hour later) Ok, I really do need to work my chest here.

by Anonymous May 4, 2005

Guilhem

To drink large amounts of strong beer without eating. May result in loss of awareness of where your belongings are, where you are, who you are, and who your friends are.

Widely used term in Bavaria and Alsace. More recently also used in English speaking nations. Unknown origins.

No food with all that beer? Ah, you're doing a Guilhem. Watch out for the consequences!

by Volcano dude April 6, 2011

GuildWars

A great, free MMORPG, see Guild Wars

DUDE, ALL I DID THIS WEEKEND WAS PLAY GUILDWARS. IT ROCKS MY SOCKS OFF! But seriously, its better that Everquest or WoW

by Lectalist Flaminghands March 30, 2005