jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
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Nickname for someone who looks alot like a Guineapig.
Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.
A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.
A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
by Schmarmite April 16, 2010
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TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.
TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.
by Rick AKA Ted December 7, 2011
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person 1: "i just went to get some milk from morrisons last thursday morning and i came back with more holes in me than a cheese grater"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"
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James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay
3 hours later James and George are dead.
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay
3 hours later James and George are dead.
by James T. Carson April 22, 2006
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