guinea pigging

the act of inserting a guinea pig or other animal (generally in the rodent family) into one's orifice

Man 1: Let's go guinea pigging tonight, man!

Man 2: I'm down. Let's head to the pet store.

by JonBonJovi72 September 27, 2011

Guinea Pig

An Italian Cop

Al Pacino - "Hey, Brando, what do you call an Italian cop?

Marlon Brando - "Uh...I don't know."

Al Pacino - "A Guinea Pig."

Marlon Brando - "Hahaha...hey wait!"

by Hysteria462 December 06, 2009

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a cute animal suitable for a family with young children. They make some sweet sounds and love cuddle - they eat loads and love grass!!

Guinea pigs are suitable for families with children.

by Fizzizz January 12, 2017

Equatorial Guinea

A strange land in Africa where black people speak Spanish.

Wait, what's the official language of Equatorial Guinea

by UltimatePunchMan February 02, 2019

Guinea pigging

A sexual act where you insert your whole arm up the anus of a man/women. Blood is the only lubricant involved. This act usually involves rolling up the sleeves of your shirt. It is also known by a certain cloud of gathers as a NB.

Friend 1 : Yeah, I was Guinea Pigging my wife last night.

Friend 2 : Oh yeah your wife is loose!

by Bruntwins June 20, 2011

guinea bitch

One step above a guinea pig, you are now compromising your own boundaries and what you believe in simply because you have no spine and cannot stand up for yourself.

A mix between being a guinea pig and someones bitch.

If Ed keeps pulling me into the problems he creates simply because he's to lazy to solve them himself I am gonna jack that fool. He ain't makin' me his guinea bitch!

by The ECB November 10, 2011

Guinea pig

A slang term for a heavy set Italian man

Patrick: Louie Gambino is such a disgusting guinea pig. Every week he comes here, inhales 6 hoagies and drinks himself to sleep.

Connor: What a fat ass scumbag.

by Crackhead16 June 03, 2012