Mary Garner

a tribal penguin who is and expert at lipsticking in the moonlight. she has over two hundred baby penguins abandoned on the shore of California.

Mary Garner: an ancient penguin with wrinkles

by MADTLINE September 26, 2010

Fux garnon

Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".

Also a form of greeting in informal settings.

1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!

2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?

by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016

Yang Guang'd

The process of eating Chinese food and either waking up or rushing to the bathroom and painting the inside of the bowl as the food unleashes a frontal assault on your intestines and butthole

"Dude that Chinese food was delicious as hell but I got Yang Guang'd."

"If you hate him that much let's take him down to the Chinese restaurant and see if he gets Yang Guang'd

by Bootysaurous Rex July 22, 2019

Goo Garnish

The aftermath of a cumshot. To garnish a woman’s face with male ejaculate.

After Karen got done sucking my dick I gave her the old goo garnish!

by Amargz December 3, 2019

Dirty Garner

A Dirty Garner is when you stuff you dick in peanut butter and then lick it off with any family member.

Hey anyone here want to have a dirty garner.

by Somebody living on planetEarth October 21, 2020

Jack Guan

The perfect friend. Kind, funny and impossible to hate bc even if you try then he will become your friend again whether you wanted it or not. He is loyal, smart, funny and will stick up for you wherever he can even if the tangled friend groups get in the way.

Jack Guan is amazing.

by jejeejeeeee December 24, 2022

Alejandro Garnacho

Peng Argentine, crazy winger
ronaldo regen???
Argentinian and likes ronaldo more than messi unheard of
Thats why garnachos the goat, the goat!!!!!!!!!1

Is that Cristiano Ronaldo, nah it's Alejandro Garnacho.

by Lincoln Eaves September 18, 2023