guarans

Slang derived from Molly Addicts meaning definitely, for sure, 100%

Joe: Yo you wanna go to Foster’s Freeze?
Bobby: Yeah it’s all about them banana shakes
Joe: Guarans

by Trip’ September 30, 2017

guardin

An uprising soundcloud artist, known for his happy, sad and amazing songs.
Frequantly collaberates with, flowars, convolk, 9Tails.
And has done a tour with gnash the popular artist loved by the entire world, known from the track: 'I hate you I love you'

I'm listening to Guardin.

by yuh_yurr_yeah January 29, 2019

Guerdian

Guerdian's are typically the mix of introvert of extrovert while being lazy or energized or basically everything, The jack of all trades but the name is very rare.

Hey Guerdian how is it that you are dumb and smart at the same time

by a man who once was August 17, 2022

Conference Guarding

Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.

The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.

by HeroGuard July 30, 2009

turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

guardian angel

A sober friend that watches over you and doesn't leave you alone when your completely drunk and/or high

Guy #1: Yo you want to bend an elbow?
Guy #2: Nah I'm straight...I'm Skylar's guardian angel.
Guy #1: Oh true haha...she's messed up.

by skylarweston November 26, 2013

guardian asshole

An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.

"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."

"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."

by Can'tstopthesignal July 7, 2014