Gronk

Actual Meaning:
Dead Sperm.....no seriosly it means dead sperm

Other meaning:
A word used to describe someone who is boganny, dumb, stupid, slow, talks with an annoying voice, and are often into rundown cars

Habitat:
Gronks are native to Australia being incredibly abundent

"Oi Hey Man.... Im gon go uh you know ... honk at some birds in mah paddy basha"

"oh god look at this gronk"

by HIV Positive December 23, 2009

Gront

A slang name for the female genital region. Other names include minge, gash, clout etc. A "gront"can often be inflicted in a minor, of major way with "gront beans".

Mary had a rather itchy gront today.

by Touch The Clown August 13, 2009

blaze a gronk

The act of forcing out a hot fecal log of impressive length and girth.

After a long day of recording, the musician disappeared into the toilette to blaze a gronk.

by Mars Violet Deep January 16, 2011

Gronk

Gronk was the name of a caveman character in the sixties TV show "It's About Time". Gronk carried a club and his wife was called Shag. His character was a "very dumb caveman" neanderthal type. The actor was Joe Ross. The show ran for a couple of seasons. It portrayed spacemen who travelled in time.

"Hi Gronk, how's the cave?".

by ferret1 June 6, 2010

Gronk

Someone who is a dero and nobody really likes.
Loser, idiot, fool, dero.

Marley: "ah im so drunk, you wanna fucking punch on bitch?"

Me: "fuck off you gronk"

dero loser jerk idiot wanker

by Cyeahboii. November 23, 2009

Gronker

An alternative word for the male glans, with specific reference to the shaft and not ball-sac.

"Get yer Gronker out and give it some air"

by gronkers October 28, 2008

Gronth

To be in an awkward or embarrassed position

"Wow he just peed himself he must feel really gronth right now"

by ily_Narnia November 12, 2009