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grass ninja

A person shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other weapon. Commonly sighted on U.S. military bases in Japan.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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grasssexual

Person Who Wants To Fuck Grass In The Ass
Bro 1. Dude are you Grasssexual?
Bro 2. nah dude
Bro 1. But you were lookin at that grass man
by TheMissingToast May 17, 2021
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john grasso

John Grasso is the name presented amongst a spartan like god. Rumored to be made of stone John Grasso makes love like a "Mystical Stallion." Best known for his ability to give orgasms to both genders with a single stare.
Bro, My girlfriend just got fingered by john grasso. I told her she better get me his autograph next time!
by JuanLongShlong November 20, 2013
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l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good

its used to describe an idiot or someone thats really dumb.
you suck l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good bozo
by capythany March 25, 2023
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lemon grass

1. A grass-like weed that tastes of lemon.

2. The pubic hair of a blond person. Compare to firecrotch.
Woman A "I was sucking on some lemon grass last night."
Woman B "Why do I even talk to you? All you talk about is oral sex! I'm out of here."
Woman B leaves in a rage.
Woman A "I wonder what that was about?" Sucks on actual lemon grass clippings, enjoying their tangy flavor.
by Racecaracecar October 14, 2009
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touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.
Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass
by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021
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Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016
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